Caution: Entering Rantzone (and then a mini story about the setbacks (and class privelege) i’ve had enjoying that most amazing of activities, bicycling). enjoy:
Folks (pundits, social workers, journalists) are hemming and hawing about the economy suddenly taking such a downturn now that the “recession” has been officially declared. Um, hello. Were y’all just not paying any attention during that whole Reagan-Bush I deal where everyone and their dog was losing their jobs and getting AIDS and being gentrified out of a home, and services were being slashed like a bad pair of teenageer’s jeans? While we’re on the subject of that desperation and the really shitty stuff that folks are pressed to do in order to survive, i recall how during the years in the early 90’s that i lived in SF, i had 6 (yes, six) bicycles stolen from me.
The first, a bike i was borrowing from my dad, was from a tree, overnight at a friend’s house. The bike was cable-locked to a pole and a tree on the sidewalk. Someone snapped the pole connected to the tree (a big job), and pulled the bike 8 feet into the air to free it (or snapped the cable, but there was considerable detritus, so i think it was the former).
The second and third were the two identical bikes i’d saved up for and bought for me and my dad to replace that one. Someone broke into my folks’ garage and yanked them.
The fourth was stolen from me as i stood next to it in UN Plaza during a Food Not Bombs serving. i leaned against a pole and was talking to some friends. a guy ran up, grabbed it, jumped on, and rode away. we chased him for a block and a half, and got about a foot or two behind him, but he was just a second ahead and got away. Two weeks later, stripped of its fairly good parts and worse for the wear, it showed up again during another serving. The woman who had bought it cheap sold it then and there to my friend and fellow food not bombs organizer alex, who now teaches sociology at brooklyn college. It came around, and alex took good care of it for several years afterward.
The fifth and sixth bikes (none of these were hotties, it wasn’t until recently that i’ve invested in a really good bike) were both stolen off of parking meters by folks who used a car jack to break the kryptonite lock. One was also in UN Plaza during a protest, not half a block from the fourth one, and the other was outside a club in the castro.
Nowadays, when locking my bike, i use a combo method: supertough krypto and cablelock through both tires. Funniest part is, when i was maybe 12 years old, my dad tried to teach me a lesson by hiding my bike cuz i’d left it by our back door for a couple hours, forgetting to go through the house and bring it in when i came home and didn’t have a back door key. when i remembered and went to get it, i was freaked. shit! someone stole my bike! little did i know, i was in for a long ride…