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this week’s favorite missed connection ads:

BAD KITTY, don’t you know the rules? Last saw you in a naughty place, now we’re supposed to ignore each other. But you smiled at me. Wanna break more rules?

from the willamette week and

from AK Luke — I never crapped on anyone in the 1414. I do have the undies. Perhaps you’d like to see me wear them. Perhaps you’d like to see me wear nothing. But no crapping.

and

You: female cop shutting down 1/18 party on Tibbets. Me: house’s owner. The party turned out even better after we kicked all the people I didn’t know out. I want to thank you, intimately if possible! I saw you wink!

from the portland mercury. oh wait and how ’bout this from burlington, vt:

YOU CURVY REDHEAD with confused look and little, nervous dog. I happen to know you have been sneaking crunchitos into the movies. I won’t tell, if you share.

and sadly, there’s nothing juicy at the moment from san francisco.