action figures sold separately

ok, as always, feel free to keep commenting with gems from craigslist and elsewhere, but i don’t think i ever will need to read any others except those from the portland mercury, like this weeks wild ones to start it off:

Dan - you should bring your beautiful teeth back to Justins

You: dressed well with perfect teeth. I may have slapped you. When you lifted up your shirt I was impressed; that polo shirt was great. We evaded gun fire and the exchange of phone numbers. I’m wishing there was more.